Each day I see zombie people wandering aisles with their carts
Butts tucked into stretch pants along with other parts
They park and off they slowly go heading to the door
To find those things they think they need and other stuff galore
Outside the girl with a petition banning bacon accosted me first
However it was the man in a wheelchair who protested her impudence
"How dare you deny me bacon for without it, I cannot eat
Are you insinuating that's why I can't get up upon my feet!"
They have movies in a bin, some one dollar other's five
But why pay the price when this place has the action of a hive
For here you can get most anything your little heart desires
Like food, or drugs or guns to shoot and stuff to make a fire
Now some say Disneyland is the best place to people watch
But if you hit this wonder, your viewing pleasure goes up a notch
For you can get a parenting lesson on the aisle with all the toys
Which is near "Appreciation of Music,"…It's the place will all the noise
Adventure and Romance is at the lingerie rack where a lone man
Tries to buy his wife a gift, wishing she'd asked for a frying pan
So if your cash is low for frills, can't pay the power bill
Just hit the local Walmart to get your entertainment fill
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